Meow and Shh

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim, via legalmexican)

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via dutchster)

maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

(via dutchster)

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

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ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via zackisontumblr)